calmius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zlobin Toys]

This movie gives me ambivalent feelings.

I am Russian myself and I know what the word Zlob refers to. In Russia Zlob is used to refer to very greedy people who often have some evil intent. This word, Zlob, is als very often used to refer to "greedy Jewish people" Although I am not Jewish, I think this movie may have something in it, but I am not sure whether thats what author intended. If Zlob is referring to Jews from some Jewish neighborhood, Jews selling toys, then I must say its not really nice. Graphics and music are amazing htough.

Ei, chto Zlob znachit zdes? Eto chto o evreyah?

Scarydoll responds:

Zhlob sounds like a greedy individual all right. But I never heard calling Jews like that. You mught've confused it for ZHEED? Now you see this movie has no relation to Jews.

[Hamiecarab And Friends 5!]

Good music

Where is that first music from? I know I've heard it but can't remember where.
Is it from RPG game called something something Stone? I don't remember. Tell me pwease!

FDCrew responds:

Its from flashkit (the music where they are traveling?) i can send it to you if you want.
Thanks for the review.

[Beatles- All My Loving]

What's the point

it's a beatles song with a looping low qualilty animation of badly drawn beatles.

["Dubya" what a guy 2]

You're so very stupid.

You have no respect to our president, which means you also have no respect to United States of America. You don't agree with what he wants to do that's not a reason to ridicule him.

Why don't you make a cartoon making fun of peace demonstrators? or the French pussies?

arsemonkey responds:

course i have no respect for him, i have no bones against the american public though (except the small minded minority to which you belong)

[Ghetto Kids episode1]

simplyh didn't like it

animation doesn't go well with the sound. Crappy voice, crappy drawings. not funny joke.

[Skeletor's bakery]

I didnt like it.

Why? because I didn't like seeing and hearing my favorite cartoon characters like Skeletor and He-Man say shit and fuck. They're not supposed to say it. At least make them live up to their cartoon persona, come on. I don't like these gay jokes on my favorite cartoons.
Song was good though.

CGSstudios responds:

Calm down bud, what gay jokes! We love He-man and skeletor too and theres nothing wrong with a little light hearted toilet humour... dont take offence, we mock because we love!

[Mental Coil]

I didn't like it.

The premise is very good. Because I look at it and I visualize what this person is seeing. But the drawing wasn't that good and the animation when he got shot was bad too.

TheRedTeam responds:

You just didn't get it... I DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kiko Joe]

I love it!!!!

Very simple yet so cool. A combination of 3d elements and good animation. Wow!

but COMPRESS THE FUCKING AUDIO!!!!!!!!

Petrina responds:

thnx, how could I compress the audio?

[A taste of happiness]

music sucks balls

POD sucks

[Dante vs Link (Part 3)]

Damn what's wrong with you

You can do flash, and you can do animation. BUT YOU DRAW CRAPPY DRAWINGS!!! WT F. Your anime mockery drawings are crap. Good job anyway.