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[Arrogancy: Chapter Two]

Oh my god what a piece of shite

If you were the one who did the voice of that guy then you suck. WHere did you get that fake ghetto accent. It sucks. ANIME SUCKS TOO

[The Pardoner's Tale]

this is okay, what turned me off was

all the fucking stupid anime style drawings. It makes all the characters look homosexual or something. Voice acting and the spirit of the whole movie weren't good enought, it is not how it was presented in the story by Geofrey Chaucer

nobuyuki-nyuu responds:

Since it was a school project, I had little time to make the drawings more detailed or the facial features less 'cheesy'. it is hard to get used to flash when you're an artist in Illustrator. Would you believe the VA session took 5 hours to record!? Thanks for the review.

[1:11]

INSTANT CLASSIC!!!

I really liked it. The figures in masks look like mix of Venetian masquerade people and KKK members. Muahahahahah!!!

[Worlds Worst Ways To Die]

Very very original and fun

Good things about this movie: 1) Very good and interesting sound loop. It sound very funky after a while. Did you make this one yourself?
2) It is very stylish when you see bloody death in black and white and basically do not see any blood because it's black, hahaha.
3) Funny deaths


This movie reminds me very much of my own movie ANIMAL CRACKERS. Please have a look at it from my profile.

[Hippo Goes to the Movies]

very good,

but you don't know how to make motion tweens and extended frames. I see that you basically drew everything frame by frame, same mistake I did on my movie ANIMAL CRACKERS, it makes the size very big

[AlphaZekko 6]

This is okay , BUT

the three squares game was taken by you from a computer game System Shock 2. that's bad

[A stupid moviee]

Now that's what I call entertainment!

Thank you

[Acronikon 1]

There is no sound in space

there is no sound in space because there is no air or any other substance there. There is no air to transport the soundwaves that cannot travel in vacuum. There is no whoooosh sound. If you made it silent I would have given you a 5, but otherwise it's good.

TheBlueLion responds:

just thought it would be pretty boring if it was completely silent.thanks for the 8.

[Strange Fruit]

Sissy movie about blacks hanging on trees........

You take a theme from American history and how blacks were hanging on the trees and how "bad" and "scary" white people there were and make it into what you call a movie. I admit there is a nice effect of the music and the trees there, but if you look at it objectively, there are nothing funny about it, which is what I look for in a movie.

What really turned me off is that black people hanging on the trees and like they're the froot fore crows because their meat is rotting. I doubt that their bodies were left hanging on the trees for crows to eat.

It's like, oooh innocent blacks were killed and hung....how scary....

Thousands of people were killed for many other reasons besides skin color, and who makes songs about them? Just because this particular group suffered a little doesn't mean they suffered worse than any other group. Well, this can go on forever,

sorry if I had offended anybody with my opinions......

DonQuixote responds:

You're just being too literal. It's not only about blacks. As a matter of fact, if you look really closely (I'm not going to tell you where) you'll see a subtle reference to Jews and homosexuals as well.

[Darth Vulgar]

HahahahHAhahaha HAHaha hah

This is the funniest movie EVER. Oh and if the previous reviewer was laughing like a nigerian prostitute then I laughed like a whole buncy of international prostitutes.!.