calmius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Catfood Commercial Parody]

Good idea but everything else sucks.

Bad drawings
Bad sound (could you add more sound ?)
Bad motion
Bad ending
Bad animation

Cool joke though.

[Powerful Old Man]

FIX THE GODDAMN SOUND

COMPRESSION DURING THE INITIATION OF THE EXPORTATION OF YOUR CREATION!

The15thTitans responds:

LOL...Thx for ur crotique. I really enjoy being critisized because it gets me out of bad habits that I might start. Pls continue to send me advice; review my works in the future.

[Happy Birthday]

oy oy oy

Xa xa xa! Film uzhasov

[VampireHunter Ina 2]

I just diden't like it

I think the story is really crappy and cliche. There already exists Blade and Buffy. Why do you simply copy cat their story. This is so crappy in terms of story that not even graphics makes up for it. Although the drawings ewre good, the animation was not good, it's not really in tune with the action. There is no sense of motion. I also really hated the voice acting of Ina.
Also I hate anime style drawings. And this was even low quality fake anime.
The face of Ina is ugly too.

[What I Do On My SpareTime]

WOO YAY!!!

B3TA ROCKS!!!!!
B3TA.com is like newgrounds but for photoshop artists. everyone go to www.b3ta.com

[Who is mr.Putin?]

Ti vonyuchaya suka

Zachem ti nasmehaeshsya nad presidentom Rosii. On ochen horoshii prezident. Eto ne yvaznitelno. FUck you piderazst

No pesnya horoshaya.!

[Alittle Music]

I am not sure you're telling the truth

That thing in dog costume is a character from a weird ass cartoon from Nickelodeon. The one that's in here is identical to that one. Did you just steal that character? Or did you steal the whole cartoon?

Destos responds:

what you mean not telling the truth? I didn't say he was mine. ;) he is copyright Nick Cartoons. (Invader Zim series) Which I like :) The other Character is of my creation.

[Detective Frofrog]

It is movies like this that inspire me to learn mo

this inspires me to learn more about flash and try to achieve your skill so I can portray my ideas as skillfully in flash as you.
I am not much better at flash than I was year ago, but still I don't know a lot.
Tell me, have you taken a flash class or did you go to art school?

[Mystery Gift]

Plot is clear.

Long ago, during hte age of dinosaurs on Earth. In heaven there was developed this magical device wihch is the key. Bad guy tried to steal it but he lost it adn the key was picked up by the humans. The key made them smarter possibly and gave good advantages. Then they key got to aliens, then back to humans in 1947. Obvously it has some super mysterious power which people try to harness and use to their own merit. Looks like the key should have belonged to that star child or something.

[The Santa Crows' Gift]

wow, it's in Russian language

something is not right here. There is Russian writing here.

Eto bilo ochen stranno. Otkuda ti eto skachal? Ne ploho. Ochen protivno kak to.