calmius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The paper suicide]

Wow! Something really new!!

I really liked the concept of the paper commiting suicide and seeing the day go by as it does it.
Strange how slow it went down. Maybe it's on another planet where the gravity is low?

Anyway, if it's your idea, then it's really original and cool.

DRAWBACK OF THIS MOVIE: Music is NOT compressed! When you export the movie you should reduce music quality size so the file is much smaller!!! It would be like 600kb max!
Also, I think you made the song as sound EVENT, you should make it a stream, I think.
Fix the music!

Heedless responds:

Thanks for the advic, it`s fixed now..

If you have an idea for a another movie, pls send it to me. Tnx

[Iron Chef Seppuku]

Great

Harikari is done with a smaller sword that is about one foot length, not katana.

SketchMichaels responds:

Interesting (no sarcasm intended). Thanks for the review, and the info!

[Boogie Clockland]

clocks don't have hands or feet

they only havan arrow next to them wehn they speak

CoffeeClock responds:

they grew them so they could dance to boogie clockland (a.k.a. boogie wonderland)

[Hamiecarab And Friends 2!]

This was very funny

The creatures are funny!
Their voices are funnY!
The drawings are funnY!
IT's very funny!

FDCrew responds:

well check out our latest movie

[Lost Flashes: Pi]

Russian song

That song is Russian it's about Russian warriors going to war, but the warriors in your movie are not russian. It would have been better if it was not techno but simply that russian song Polushko Pole.

Phantasmagoria-crow responds:

I never knew what the song was about until now. I just used it because I thought it went perfectly with the vison in my head. Interesting that it's about soldiers going to war...

[Stiktrix]

Wow I really like it

This is much better than that shit xiaoxiao

NEOTROPIC9 responds:

thanks man you rule!!

[The Trail Of Tearz]

die you fucking retard

those poorly drawn pictures suck
music sucks
theme sucks
you're disrespectful
you suck

Euzakumaster responds:

Hey calmius Mt movie is doing WAY better than yours and fuck you I worked hard on this and in no way shape or form is this movie disrespectful fuck off!!!!!!!!!

[The Pardoner's Tale]

this is okay, what turned me off was

all the fucking stupid anime style drawings. It makes all the characters look homosexual or something. Voice acting and the spirit of the whole movie weren't good enought, it is not how it was presented in the story by Geofrey Chaucer

nobuyuki-nyuu responds:

Since it was a school project, I had little time to make the drawings more detailed or the facial features less 'cheesy'. it is hard to get used to flash when you're an artist in Illustrator. Would you believe the VA session took 5 hours to record!? Thanks for the review.

[Acronikon 1]

There is no sound in space

there is no sound in space because there is no air or any other substance there. There is no air to transport the soundwaves that cannot travel in vacuum. There is no whoooosh sound. If you made it silent I would have given you a 5, but otherwise it's good.

TheBlueLion responds:

just thought it would be pretty boring if it was completely silent.thanks for the 8.

[Strange Fruit]

Sissy movie about blacks hanging on trees........

You take a theme from American history and how blacks were hanging on the trees and how "bad" and "scary" white people there were and make it into what you call a movie. I admit there is a nice effect of the music and the trees there, but if you look at it objectively, there are nothing funny about it, which is what I look for in a movie.

What really turned me off is that black people hanging on the trees and like they're the froot fore crows because their meat is rotting. I doubt that their bodies were left hanging on the trees for crows to eat.

It's like, oooh innocent blacks were killed and hung....how scary....

Thousands of people were killed for many other reasons besides skin color, and who makes songs about them? Just because this particular group suffered a little doesn't mean they suffered worse than any other group. Well, this can go on forever,

sorry if I had offended anybody with my opinions......

DonQuixote responds:

You're just being too literal. It's not only about blacks. As a matter of fact, if you look really closely (I'm not going to tell you where) you'll see a subtle reference to Jews and homosexuals as well.