calmius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eef Oof's Arrival]

It was ok until that anime like face appeared.

It looked cool until that face you drew appeared. You want it to look like anime style face but you don't realize you cannot draw like that. Why you draw it then. Also I like to eat rabbits and I am very tired today so I will jump on my leg.

EefOofClock responds:

................................................................................................................ III'M A CUCUMBER III'M A CUCUMBER III'M A CUCUMBER III'M A CUCUMBER III'M A CUCUMBER III'M A CUCUMBER PLEASE DONT TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM!!..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[Monkey Island Series:1]

Good job! Different from all those dumb NES

I liked this cool game and now I see someone put it into flash!

YOU CAN CHANGE THE SIZE OF THE MOVIE WINDOW AFTER YOU UPLOAD IT. JUST GO TO YOUR ACCOUNT AND OPTIONS FOR YOUR MOVIES AND EDIT IT.

cool-cat responds:

By changing the size I ment going back and changing the size of everything. I i do what you said the movie would be the same size but there would be a big white box around it. If I am wrong tell me so i can fix this problem.

[Popeinator Demo Episode]

WARNING! DO NOT OPEN THIS ANIMATION!

IT FLOODS YOUR PC WITH POPUPS UNTIL YOUR PC FREEZES!!!!

Abdar responds:

WTF?? what are you talking about, dont belive this shit, and calmius your a fucking liar

[Mrs. Miller kills Nirvana]

I like it very much.

It is very funny. The drawings are good too. It reminds me of old Monthy Pitons stuff. Nice song.

glish responds:

Thanks, I appreciate you watching & taking the time to review it!

[In Memory of 911]

hey bitch!!!! why did you use RAP music?!?!

Nothing's gonna be alright, and rap sucks.

Meany8888 responds:

First of all its a r&b ballad not rap. Second of all, the words fit the subject matter. I was going to use k0rn but I wanted a more optimistic message. Thanks for the 0 based on my music choice, you are no less ignorant and intolerable than the people responsible for today.

[Madman v Strawberry_Clock]

Hey what software do you use to make robotic

speech for your characters to talk?

ZidaneX responds:

Thanks for the excellent review. I personall use this site: http://www.research.att.com/~mjm/cgi-bin/ttsdemo It sound more realistic than most, but messes up on some words and sentences at times. Male and Female voices are available. I hoped that helped.

[vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

SUPER FUNNY ESPECIALLY THOSE VOICES

THE VOICES SOUND LIKE RUSSIAN IMMIGRANTS , IT'S VERY FUNNY. THIS MOVIE PRECISELY REPRESENTS WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT FUCKING TITANIC MOVIE.

HYPED responds:

Thank you you kind kind gental old man ::shivers::

[Bonzi Buddy part 1]

Pizdets!!!! Eto tak smeshno!!! Mne eto ochen nravi

Ochen smeshnoy multik y tebya. Osobenno kogda on govorit kak indian immigrant.

MafiaBoyNeo responds:

spaciba moy drouk. ya ochin rad chto tebe eto panravones, ya ni znale shto ti gavarile pa rusquiyé yesli ti hotchish mné pisat moy address [e-mail]

[Homegrown Phsyco Ep:1]

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN RAPED BY YOUR PARENTS

WHAT;S UP WITH KILLING CATS? WHY NOT KILL HUMANS INSTEAD? YOU MUST DIE BITCH. I HOPE YOU FUCK YOUR MOMMY IN THE ASS AND THEN DO TO HER WHAT YOU DID TO THE KITTY. YOUR MOVIE IS NOT COOL. IT'S VERY POORLY DONE BY THE WAY. SO DIE.

Wattz responds:

That coming from a guy who has a movie about shirly temple eating rat poison? That fucking movie of yours has a severed rabbit head in the background anyway, so what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, and your movie sucked ass.

[Drowning]

Dude, why don't you say the music is from......

music is from the movie called, "THE GHOST IN THE SHELL"?

fourchinnigan responds:

It does say that.